Tweets from Tesco
#1 min Maria Sledmere, Luboš Svoboda
10. 10. 2022

I’m so very sorry your strawberries are mouldy
Try rubbing garlic for extra flavour
I’d like to log your interest in cat litter internally
I’m sorry you found plastic
In your pastrami, it looks like
You’ve got a particularly clumsy almond there.
It’s possible that a space is being made
I’m sorry to see that you’re missing a rose
I’m sorry to hear disappointing errors occurred
I’m sorry there wasn’t much pineapple
On your pizza, can you clarify
Which creamed coconut you’re after?
Was there an accident?
Sounds delicious, we must
Refuse the sale; there is no formula
For price reduction, what meal
Are you treating yourself to?
There’s still time to find the perfect bouquet,
Don’t panic with a comforting British bake
An extra helping of greens makes it romantic—
Is this a regular occurrence? Your blueberries
Have gone bad get in touch
This is very concerning to see a
Seasonal spin, combat the cold
Indulge your sweet tooth packed
With a dash of chilli, fun and thrifty
If you love plump aubergines
Get in touch we can be of help.
Maria Sledmere, ›Tweets from Tesco‹, 2017
Selected by Luboš Svoboda








